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I hereby acknowledgement that I may become unbelievably swolenormous and accept all risks of becoming the local mass montrosity, afflicted with severe body dismorphia, unable to fit through doors.

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Pick your poison

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Lock on targets

Select the muscles judged for annihilation.

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Become Juggernaut

Select your ultimate objective.

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